You better get these before they get you: our Ape Escape collection is back, this time with... apes! In addition to a brand-new shirt and two restocked pins, we've got Pipo Monkey plushes by the barrelful. You can save $4 on each one you buy after the first—they've all got magnets in both hands so that they can hang together and not cause you any problems.
The doorbell rings. I look out the window—a silver 2002 Chevy Cavalier is idling by the Fangamer curb. The man at the door says, "Hi—did you order a Gustavo plush, a desk mat, an apron, a fully custom Pizza Tower hoodie, and three new enamel character pins?"
We didn't—someone called our address in as a prank. But now that it's all been cooked it would be a shame to waste it! So enjoy our brand-new Pizza Tower Black Friday collection, available now along with tons of existing apparel, the Peppino, Stupid Rat, and Noise plushes, and even the Peppino's Pizza Cup.